Based on a true story.  I found this to be absolutely hilarious, so much that I just had to put it in comic for.

For that one guy, the answer is still no.  No matter how hard life may take me, I will never be an escort, or anything else that requires me to sell my body.  That’s just how I roll.

Edit: For those of you who are having comment issues, I’m really sorry.  I just put in a new anti-spam plugin on the site, and it seems to be blocking EVERY comment instead of just the spam, including MY OWN.  I’m gonna see if I can fix it, but in the mean time, I’m gonna be checking to see if I can manually unblock everyone so I don’t have to do that later….