I was once in a 7-way relationship… with the same woman. She had multiple personalities and 6 of them loved me, while 4 didn’t.
I’m not actually kidding. I loved all 7 of them. 🙁 You’ve not had heartache until you’ve lost 6 girlfriends at once(they stopped existing even!), and then the 7th 2-3 weeks or so after that.
But I regret nothing. It was beautiful while it lasted. Good memories… good memories.
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