Every time I look at this, I regret not making Violet go all Liam Neeson from Taken.
“I may not be the most knowledgeable with LGBT relationships. In fact, I don’t know what would happen in one. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you break up with Ashley now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you break her in any way, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
But then again, that seems a little too violent even for Violet.
Oh yeah, for anyone who’s noticed, yes, I did change the font of the comic. I’m trying to find one that meshes more with the strip, so I’m sticking with this one for now.